May 2013
light-through-the-night:
if you were raped, it wasn’t your fault.
if you were hit, it wasn’t your fault.
if you were molested, it wasn’t your fault.
if you were abused in any way, it wasn’t your fault.
i don’t care WHO abused you or WHY, it wasn’t your fault.
it wasn’t your fault.
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foxnewsofficial:
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
odolnost:
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
cosrnos:
if i’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
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multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
kater-totss:
if you are offended by breastfeeding, you have a lot of growing up to do.
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akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
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doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
speakloudnow:
i cannot wait to leave this town, get a bunch of tattoos, and start over.
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xvx-men:
tell me im pretty then fuck me senseless ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
circumcising:
who the FUCK decided june bugs could be a thing
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” i type as i sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
“the heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its...”
– vincent van gogh. (via rainydaysandblankets)
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
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“because when something happens, she’s the person i want to tell. the most basic...”
– david levithan, every day. (via endangerment)
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
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lonelywhiteasian:
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
mew-squared:
in 2009, a man married a video game character
in 2007, a woman married the eiffel tower
in 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
and in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
what tumblr has done to me
sees porn: no reaction
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“people are strange: they are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a...”
– charles bukowski. (via thatkindofwoman)
the-perks-of-being-a-loner:
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
the accuracy
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“even before i saw you i knew there was something about you i loved. turns out it...”
– nosomostanraros. (via vanilla-princessa)
fluffybedsock:
satire is meant to target the powerful, not the vulnerable
and jokes are supposed to be funny
“when she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a...”
– ann brashares. (via wanduring)
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THE POET DESCRIBES AN ORGASM
sierrademulder:
my body fills and fills like a tumbler of lemonade poured by god. i am a hundred light bulbs burning out. i am your favorite dessert. i am opening and opening and i feel as though i cannot open anymore or my legs would surely grow...
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fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
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